Thursday, 21 May 2009

Yummy Mammy Porn

Apologies for my lack of all things blogging and tweeting since last week. As you know I had a busy weekend with the friends and family over (I'll come back later and post about that) and since they left I've been kinda wiped out. Actually in my wiped out state I've sort of become a telly addict. More of that in a mo.

Do any of you ever look at your Google analytics thing? Well I've become a little obsessed with it of late. I have readers in all 4 corners of the globe (big wave to those of you in Brazil, Alaska, Russia and Australia, please comment and wave back) and the rest of you closer to home, UK, Ireland, USA, rest of Europe and even Africa. Now that's not really my obsession. It's the words that people use to search in the likes of Google to find me. And beside the obvious Yummy Mammy search, the next one appears to be Yummy Mammy Porn!!!!! I sort of wonder if I talk about porn or if my various references to all this nice about the male species (?!?!?!) leads some followers to me, by means of porn. Hence the title, bit of an experiment really.

We all know at this stage about my liking of nice, tall, dark, handsome types, mainly of the male variety that is, which brings me back to my latest tv addiction. Holy crap!!!!! When did having cable becoming the greatest thing in the world so that I can watch US drama that seems to be full of the most fantastic looking things currently walking this earth. After 9pm I seem unable to drag myself away from the tv and spend a few hours drooling over the semi naked devine looking things on the screen. So when you wonder where I've gone of an evening, it's because these handsome so and so's are monopolising my attention.



If I ever end up in hospital and wake up and these two are standing over me, then I will surely know that I am really in heaven



I most certainly would get stranded on a desert island forever with these two

And can someone please tell me, when the f**k did Superman get so god damn hot!


I must go and drool now over my own post, but I'll be back later, after drooling over ER to tell you all about the weekend and the plans for next week. Oh yes, next week sees the trip back home and the possible "bumping into" The Nice One (previously known as Paddy) xx

17 comments:

  1. Hey George Clooney was back in ER last week or the week before. Made my week I tell you!

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  2. Goodness me, my legs appear to have gone all wobbly. BTW - seen the rather nice bit of YMP who's the lead in the Twilight film? I would. Oops, not if Hubby's watching, obviously. cough.

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  3. I get a lot of 'sex mummy' searches, no idea why.

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  4. Hi there. Too sleep deprived to read the whole post (and little one is just about to scream 'feeeed meeee' again), but: had time to look at the pictures. Looks like you have found new dating material, well done ;-)

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  5. LOL! Amen! I'm married, but I just can't help myself... to just look that is :) Lately I have been checking out the hotties on The Unit :)

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  6. Oh, yeah, and I totally addicted to my little map of visitors too.

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  7. Yep, I would ... to all of them, especially Matthew Fox, purrrrr!

    Now what's all this about google analytic thing, is that all set up for me? How do I access? Thanking you x

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  8. Thank you.... it's all good to go!

    Still thinking: mmmmmmm Matthew Fox!

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  9. Hi, nice blog you have there! May I put you on my blog list?

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  10. OMG, you should totally check out my blog. Look at the Foxy Friday posts. I have featured a couple of your favorites. Love me some hot man.

    Missy

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  11. Nice yummy.

    Highlighting your blog on BMB this week.

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  12. hi,also curious about how to access this analytics thing? sounds cool!

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  13. What a hunk fest yummy, quite a treat to read after putting the young ones to bed. You are very funny.

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  14. Okay..first..thanks for sharing the love and following my blog!...and a similiar thing happened to me...my husband made up a word during our "dating" years you know to mean "more than I love you", the word was "consalope". So instead of I love you, he would say I consalope you. It was our thing. BUT, flash forward to me naming my notecard business "Consalope Letters"...and my shop was being linked to what do you know? Porn! Apparently when you break it apart " con salope" is dirty slang. So he had no idea back then. HA. And US DRAMA...lol that is so RIGHT...I'm glad someones enjoying it cause I'm always complaining that there is never anything good to watch on tv! lol Love it. ~ Sarah

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